outofcontextdnd:

"I’m Seraphine. The human bard."
—Our High Elven bard, Daelwyn, cleverly traveling incognito disguised as a human

Bobby check it out, somebodies character was named Saraphine. Sound familiar?

bobby

outofcontextdnd:

DM: You now believe you are a tree.

Me: I attempt photosynthesis.

DM: Uh, OK. Give me a d20 roll.

(rolls a 20)

DM: … You heal 1 HP.

(I submitted an incorrect version of this one. My bad, this is correct.)

omfg

bonerlord-9-11:

iron-will-iron-man:

longrod-thundercock:

This sounds like it is from a video game.

wat


Snake, that’s the Bulldozer. He wields that .50 BMG M2 with his bare hands. That gun is typically found mounted on Humvees. Do not underestimate him.

How am I supposed to beat this guy, Colonel?

He may be big, Snake, but he’s slow. Try to sneak behind him and choke him out with a CQC technique.

Just remember that he’ll hear your footsteps coming if you just walk. I recommend crawling on your belly to avoid making any sound.

I have to crawl up to a 300 pound, ticked-off terrorist holding a gun as big as I am, huh? You always seem to want me to take the most dangerous approach possible, Master.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Snake.

bonerlord-9-11:

iron-will-iron-man:

longrod-thundercock:

This sounds like it is from a video game.

wat

Snake, that’s the Bulldozer. He wields that .50 BMG M2 with his bare hands. That gun is typically found mounted on Humvees. Do not underestimate him.

How am I supposed to beat this guy, Colonel?

He may be big, Snake, but he’s slow. Try to sneak behind him and choke him out with a CQC technique.

Just remember that he’ll hear your footsteps coming if you just walk. I recommend crawling on your belly to avoid making any sound.

I have to crawl up to a 300 pound, ticked-off terrorist holding a gun as big as I am, huh? You always seem to want me to take the most dangerous approach possible, Master.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Snake.

(via runningrepublican)

hypercalcium:

pergus:

so i watched scott pilgrim vs the world again last night and the fact that im still picking up on things that i never saw before astounds me, like in this bus scene after the fight with matthew patel there’s a fucking bokeh filter on the front of the camera so when ramona is on screen all the out of focus bits are rendered as little “x”s and scott’s bits are little love hearts but when scott asks ramona if they’re dating now there’s a little ding from the bus as ramona’s turn to hearts like omg

the amount of attention to detail edgar wright puts into his films is absolutely baffling to me

Oh holy cats! That’s awesome.

This is art. Wow.

(via missenchantment)

nikolasdraperivey:

CINEMATIC MILES MORALES COSPLAY

Yo! My name is Nikolas A. Draper-Ivey…This is cosplay as Cinematic Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider Man. This suit was made by 
Jesse Covington ( Writer and Costume Designer) and sewn by Sasha Williams ( Fashion Major graduate). Photos were taken by Pierre BL Brevard I specifically would like to thank Marvel Comics Artist Sara Pichelli for designing this character. I’m also very excited to see Olivier Coipel's work on Spider-Verse!

(Full shoot will be shot in New York itself just in time for NYCC)

(via thelifeandtimesofwhatthefuck)